After Whiskey & Deadlifts rocked the lifting world, it was a confusing time for lifters in the weight room. They found themselves surrounded by whiskey bottles, ammonia bottles, and a plethora of other USPFALWRPSA-approved performance enhancers - and for what? There was no more room in their lifting bag for even a belt or a pair of wood-heeled lifters, much less the wide-assortment of China-made, American-flag colored wrist wraps and knee sleeves you saved 15% on with your favorite fitspo's discount code. #hustle
Introducing a collaboration between Kabuki Strength and the most powerful ammonia manufacturer in the world - Skull Smash. Our Whiskey & Deadlifts Ammonia combines the chemical, punch-to-the-gut kick of ammonia with the throat-warming and testosterone-boosting powers of American whiskey, all wrapped up in a small, leak-proof container. We guarantee you will make a tremendous number of incredible lifting friends* in the gym after you purchase this product and share with them.
If you take a whiff of this potent aphrodisiac and aren't immediately taken aback by the subtle notes** of oak, cherry, and tobacco - do you even whiskey bro? If this is you, please deload to this article on the top 50 whiskeys in the world and re-read Starting Strength.
* Billions and billions of friends.
** This entire product description is satire and ammonia smells like ammonia.
