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Whiskey & Deadlifts Scented Ammonia

  • This product cannot be shipped to Canada or Australia due to customs restrictions.

 

After Whiskey & Deadlifts rocked the lifting world, it was a confusing time for lifters in the weight room. They found themselves surrounded by whiskey bottles, ammonia bottles, and a plethora of other USPFALWRPSA-approved performance enhancers - and for what? There was no more room in their lifting bag for even a belt or a pair of wood-heeled lifters, much less the wide-assortment of China-made, American-flag colored wrist wraps and knee sleeves you saved 15% on with your favorite fitspo's discount code. #hustle

 

Introducing a collaboration between Kabuki Strength and the most powerful ammonia manufacturer in the world - Skull Smash. Our Whiskey & Deadlifts Ammonia combines the chemical, punch-to-the-gut kick of ammonia with the throat-warming and testosterone-boosting powers of American whiskey, all wrapped up in a small, leak-proof container. We guarantee you will make a tremendous number of incredible lifting friends* in the gym after you purchase this product and share with them.

 

If you take a whiff of this potent aphrodisiac and aren't immediately taken aback by the subtle notes** of oak, cherry, and tobacco - do you even whiskey bro? If this is you, please deload to this article on the top 50 whiskeys in the world and re-read Starting Strength.

 

  * Billions and billions of friends.

** This entire product description is satire and ammonia smells like ammonia.

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Adam
Best Ammonia On The Market

I have used many of Skull Smash's ammonia's in the past. This one is the strongest I have tried so far ha! The hint of whiskey is a great touch and adds a bit of sweet character to it. Definitely clears my mind before a lift!

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Jason graca
Real nose torque

This is no joke stuff. Most potent blend I’ve ever used. Your deadlifts will be so strong that you will rocket off of the floor. Through the roof and into the stratosphere. Only to descend so fast back to earth that you break through the earths crust and burn up in the core. I’m writing this from the afterlife. Use at your own risk**.

**but really though. This is amazing stuff. Classic kabuki top quality

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